buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

(via castielwinchester)

paepertowns:

how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park 

(via prettyoddyoungblood)

shufflecats:

so I was in class today and we have these chairs that you’re able to adjust the height on and I looked straight at my history teacher and pulled the lever so the chair sank and I told him that I was going down in history

(via a-much-more-profound-bond)

aparticularlygoodfinder:

nippled:

yeah you guys follow me on this site but will you follow me into battle?

#calm down enjolras

(via pardon-my-frenchh)