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rneerkat: rneerkat: how do u address the meme king  u madjesty
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sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
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Listen and they dont stop comin.mp3
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ifuckedmadsmikkelsen: suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
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peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
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bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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kcvmh: “That’s what she said.”
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nicklugo: I appreciate good looking people of all genders
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pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿   they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
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madturbating: one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
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rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
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wheelcher: yes i do graffiti 
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“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason  (via albinwonderland)
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skypestripper: hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
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amoying: swiggitty swood thats fuckin rude
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